Monday, November 18, 2013

Our House - A Vaguely Dickensian Narrative

In Which We Describe the Joys and Woes of Residing in the Humble Structure Which We Have Come to Call “Our Home”

Being that this little pile of bricks and concrete on the Main Street of San Nicolas has the distinction of being our first house together, we think it bears some description. It is, after all, where we spend much of our time.

When I call it a “little pile of bricks and concrete,” I don't mean to disparage our house. In fact, one thing that I quite like about our house – and, for that matter, every other house I've visited in Nicaragua – is how it unites indoor and outdoor worlds. Because it is perpetually warm here, there is no need to shut out the elements. And so you encounter architectural structures where the outdoors flows freely into the indoors: a kitchen, for instance, where the roof ends and a small courtyard begins; or, in our case, a house where all doors open to the outside. There is something revitalizing about having to go outside to get from your bedroom to your kitchen, and something so vital in never forgetting the whole big natural world beyond your man-made windows.

That said, my appreciation for the whole big natural world is not quite so resounding when I have to shuffle my flashlit way outside to the latrine in the middle of the night, or when I turn on the light to find a baseball-sized cockroach with wings scuttling across the bedroom floor. But those moments are in the minority.

So, our house. When you enter from the street, the first room you encounter is a rather dingy, poorly-lit room with cardboard-divider walls. This room is used most often by the natural medicine clinic that takes residence here Monday through Wednesday; we often come home to find a line of sick people waiting on a bench. Davie has also discovered that a hole in the tin roof over this room creates quite a fascinating “camera obscura” effect - in the circle of light on the floor projected from the hole in the roof, you can watch the clouds moving in the sky. 

When you enter our proper house, you first enter the room in between the kitchen and the bedroom, which is really more of a porch. It has three walls and looks out on the grove of banana trees in our back yard. This is also where we string up our hammock.

The bedroom, porch, and kitchen all have shiny new tile, thanks to Billy and Kristin, the volunteers who lived here previously (who, incidentally, also left us non-stick pans and a complete set of tupperware). The floor tile is so nice and shiny, in fact, that I feel moved to walk about the house barefoot all the time – a custom, I have come to discover, that is highly frowned upon by the prevailing Nicaraguan social mores. (Footnote: Nicaraguan floor culture is an intriguing topic that I hope to study more. For instance, sweeping and mopping the sidewalk outside your house seems to be generally expected as a regular duty, despite the seeming futility of cleaning something that is, by its very nature, perpetually dirty.)

The tin roof over our bedroom is unfortunately a bit of a layabout at performing its only job as a roof; it has five tiny holes in it, through which stream five tiny waterfalls when it rains. We have, therefore, strategically placed five buckets about the room to catch these waterfalls and make them into lakes instead. Though malaria is not much of a problem in this area, we sleep beneath a mosquito net.

Our kitchen, unlike many Nicaraguan kitchens, has the good fortune of possessing an oven, inside which we have baked many a loaf of bread. In the style of Nicaraguan kitchen furniture, our kitchen is accented by plastic chairs and a plastic card table, which we hide beneath the beautiful embroidered tablecloth that Davie's grandma made for us.

The shower room and latrine are both outside the main structure of the house and are both quite hospitable to refugee mosquitoes and other manner of small insects that seek safe haven. The earth beneath San Nicolas is not graced with plumbing lines; therefore, we have a large water tank next to the pila, where we painstakingly hand-wash our clothes (an exercise that takes at least three hours). The city water comes on every other day for a few hours in the morning, so during these hours we fill the tank with the water we use to do dishes, do laundry, and take showers for the next two days.

The showers we take are sometimes dump-showers (scooping water from a big bucket onto our heads), and they are always icy-cold. Davie has consequently taken to getting up uncharacteristically early so he can heat up a big pot of water over the stove and mix it with the cold water from the tank.

Our back yard is a whole jungle of fruit trees waiting for their seasons. We have banana trees, mango trees, coffee trees, hot-pepper bushes, grapefruit trees, noni trees (a medicinal fruit with a repulsive flavor and smell), and another citrus tree that we have yet to classify. The rest of the yard is a bit overrun with weeds and piles of rocks that people have thrown into the yard. We put the abundance of bricks we found to good use by constructing a brick path out to the latrine, but when it rains the path becomes more of a river than a thoroughfare.


All in all, life in the campo of Nicaragua takes much more deliberation and preparation than we are accustomed to. Be that as it may, we remain quite comfortable in the little pile of bricks and concrete in which we reside on the Main Street of San Nicolas.  

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